Ah yes, the inevitable "but will it make a difference? and are people smarter than the average bear?" questions are finally be posed. Sure we've got the alcohol ban, sure the city council has put their foot down, sure people are up in arms but come on, deep down inside we're all a little bit "rebel without a cause", fifteen year olds (except Donnie and Marie, they are a little bit country and a little bit rock n roll, respectively).
While it might be tough for men to slip by unnoticed with a Beerbelly on the beach – most people don't wear shirts there – Lambert's company offers women another option called the Winerack. It costs $29.95, looks like a bikini top and has cups that can be filled with wine.
Yeah, they make a belly rack too, or a beer belly, as it were, FYI.
“America is going crazy with rules,” said Brooks Lambert, co-inventor of the Beerbelly, a polyurethane pouch that sells for about $40. It straps around the belly and comes with a straw tube so beer-lovers can drink from it. Once they've put on their shirts, they merely look like they need to hit the gym, not like they are carrying 80 ounces of beer.
Image from the beer belly website.
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