So, two Australian guys go to a party where they meet an American guy and they decide to have a few beers to discuss the finer merits of American Football and Australian Rugby. After the American guy won't back down, the Australian dudes go all Russell Crowe on his butt (I had to, I'm sorry, he's AUSTRALIAN and he PLAYS RUGBY and he has a tendency to, say, get violent and throw things at people), whereby the American guy (smarty mc smartyson) RUNS AWAY from them, they chase him and beat him up thereby proving their point:
Australian drunk dudes are really not as much fun as you'd think they'd be with their cute little shrimp on the barbie accents.
And it must be in the water (or the Fosters, Australian for Beeeuh).
TWO Australian sailors faced a US court today for the vicious beating of a Californian man during an argument about whether rugby league was better than American football.
The victim, who had met the sailors at a pub before the trio went to a house party, suffered a broken nose, broken rib and a suspected broken eye socket in the attack and had to have 30 stitches in his face.
The sailors, who both pleaded not guilty, faced the court in blue jail uniforms and orange prison-issue sandals, with their wrists shackled to their waists. Judge David Szumowski said he considered the two men to be flight risks and increased their bail from $US30,000 to $US50,000.
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