Some guy in a cowboy hat went and held up a bank, dag nab it, put the money in the sack and don't try no funny stuff ya hear! From Sign On San Diego:
An acne-scarred man wearing a cowboy hat robbed San Diego National Bank in Rancho San Diego yesterday, a sheriff's official said. The holdup occurred on Jamacha Road near Fury Lane shortly before noon. The robber told a teller he wanted to cash a check and then handed her a note demanding money, sheriff's Lt. Hope Andrews said. The teller handed over some cash and the robber ran out of the bank. He was described as Latino or black, 20 to 30 years old, 6 feet tall and thin, with pockmarks on his face. He wore a faded black cowboy hat; a dark, long-sleeved shirt; and gray jeans. –P.R.
I originally held off on the whole "oh and he had acne all over his face" description cause I wanted to save him some dignity, oh well. He had acne too, he's an old acne scarred, cowboy hat wearing bank robber. Mount up!
Funnily enough if you google image search for "bank robber, cowboy hat" there are a lot of them out there. Fashion trend alert!
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