Looks like guys at San Diego State just don't know how to drink

So I saw this headline:

College Parties Getting Hotter, Boozier

and it made for a nice chuckle.

And then I saw this follow up to the headline:

Researchers Find Women Drinking More, Wearing Less at College Parties

and it made for an even nicer chuckle.

And then I read the caption to the picture:

A "Naughty Schoolgirl" themed college party in southern California. Young women attending costume-themed parties tend to drink more than their male counterparts at these events, new research suggests. (John Clapp, San Diego State University.)

And that sealed the deal: hilarious.

From ABC News:

"One of [the] most surprising things to us was the theme-party finding that women drank more at these," he said. "We started going to theme parties like toga parties or costume parties, with highly sexualized themes and with the women wearing not very much."

"What was surprising was it was one of few places that we know of that women actually outdrank men; we're not exactly sure why. It could have something to do with fact that they aren't dressed."

Hil-ar-ious.