La Mesa Oktoberfest VS El Cajon Oktoberfest : I'm apparently a lover of all things not really German

From SD Union Tribune:

If you want real German food and real German music served by real Germans, you come to ours,” said El Cajon Mayor Mark Lewis.

La Mesa Mayor Art Madrid sees things differently.
“Our bratwurst is better than theirs,” Madrid said. “And our beer is colder.”

My lederhosen is tighter and cuter than your lederhosen. My chicken dance is totally more chicken-y than yours. My drunken college students can spill more beer than your...

I'd go with La Mesa, if only because after the sun goes down the bad disco coverbands go on stage and then it's no holds barred Electric Slide... the essence of Oktober...

EL CAJONWhen: 3 to 10 p.m. tomorrow; noon to 10 p.m. Saturday; noon to 9 p.m. Sunday
Where: 1017 S. Mollison Ave.
Admission: $3; free for military and those younger than 21
Information: (619) 442-6637 or www.germanclubsandiego.org

LA MESAWhen: 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. tomorrow and Saturday; noon to 6 p.m. Sunday
Where: La Mesa Boulevard and Allison Avenue
Admission: Free
Information: (619) 440-6161 or www.lmvma.com